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影片內含不雅詞句

原址:60時代著名的爆笑FLASH影片 Onyxia Wipe Animation

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多來點DOT!(10人)/多來點DOT!(25人)

英文原文:MORE DOT!

老玩家可能一眼就看出來

這是一個60時代著名的爆笑FLASH影片 Onyxia Wipe Animation

內容陳述一個公會RL語音指揮 RAID 拓荒40人、60級時代的黑龍公主....

短短三分半鐘道出RL的"難做"、團員的"辛苦"以及黑龍公主的"打法"

【巴哈有人幫中文翻譯】

Odd groups goto left, even groups goto right. That's means 1 3 5 7 left, 2 4 6 8 right 7 and 8 are whelp groups.

單數隊伍去左邊 雙數隊伍去右邊
所以 1 3 5 7 左邊組
2 4 6 8 右邊組
7 8 隊小龍組


[Phase 1]
OK, listen the fuck up! You are going to DPS very very slowly! Now, and by slowly I mean fucking slow!

OK 給林北聽清楚了 你要慢慢慢慢慢慢慢慢打!!!!!  我說慢慢打就是給我他嗎的慢慢打

If you get aggro, it means you are going to lose 50 DKPs, because you didn't know what the fuck to do! And watch the fucking tail! If you get kicked into the whelps, you lose 50 DKP again! For not being where the fuck you were supposed to be!

如果你給我OT了 我就扣你50DKP
因為你嗎的根本不知道要做什麼
還有給林北看清楚龍尾巴
如果你被踢進去龍洞 就在扣你50分DKP!!!!
這就是你根本不知道要幹嘛的代價!!!!

There is no aggro reset, you only need there're some shit about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro. After 2 thunders, you can basicly start doing damage to it. As soon mean you know how aggro works, and you don't over-aggro.

這邊不能清仇恨  如果不知道怎麼控制自己的仇恨就給我去吃屎
等龍噴2次火 你就開打
給我搞清楚仇恨系統 別給我OT了


Ok, nuke it dots it. Have the whelp groups, when it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible. You want to get it down as fast as possible, have dots up on. Every time, throws, shadow word pain, warlock curses, rage, everything, I don't see enough dots. More dots now!

ok 給我貼D.O.T 小龍組準備
等P2階段給我用力的丟D.O.T
我們要最快速的打掉王 給我丟好D.O.T
任何時間給我保持D.O.T 痛/術的詛咒/盜賊的 所有的D.O.Ts
根本看不到足夠的D.O.Ts 給我丟滿!!!!!


[ Phase 2 ]

Come on, more DPS! Hit it like you mean it. You get time to rest in phase 3 won't get the aggro. Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands. That means, Faking Dead, Vanishi, eh, Fucking Faded, anyting you can use to reset your aggro.

快點!用力打阿!!!!!!!
給我用吃奶的力量用力打!!!!
你們可以在P3休息 不會Ot
記得等龍下來要清仇恨
靠北的裝死/消失/  厄  還有他嗎的隱 所有你可以消仇恨的技能


At 40%, you'll stop dots until then you can throw more dots. Throw more dots, more dots, more dots! Come on more dots. Ok, stop dots. Now hit it very hard, and very fast.

40%的時候 你們全部給我停止D.O.T 現在還可以丟
多點DOT 多點DOT 快點 快點 用力丟
OK 可以停DOT了 用力打 給我快速打


Lee, run to the center. Mulgros, run to the center.......What ever the fuck you do, do not stand next to other people. Mulgros, center, just heal me. Lee, DO NOT! Go away form the head Lee! GO AWAY!

Lee跑中間
Mulgro 跑到中間
我管你他嗎的幹什麼 別給林北站在別人的旁邊
Mulgros中間
補我!!!
LEE!!! 幹 給我滾開龍頭
滾開!!!!


[ Phase 3 ]

Ok, DPS, slowly. Come here, you fucking come. Watch the tail!
Raid member A: Whelps.
Raid member B: Crashim was feared into...

OK 現在慢慢的打
給我過來 滾過來 看好龍尾巴
團員A:阿 小龍
團員B: Crashim 被恐懼進去了拉


Who the fuck was that? Crashim! What the fuck! Whelps! Left side, Even side, Many whelps! Now, handle it!

幹 誰拉
Crashim 碼的 你到底在幹嘛
小龍組 左邊還有右邊的
給我抗住小龍!!!


FUCK!!!! That's a fucking 50 dkps minus!

幹!!!!!這要扣50分!!!

What the fuck was that shit! If you stand in the right fucking place, there is no way, you are going to fucking get into the god-damn whelps. Whatever fucking fear, tail swipe, whatever the fuck!

嗎的 剛誰給我腦殘
如果你給林北站好位子
這絕對不會去什麼狗屎龍洞
然後給我引什麼小龍出去
不管什麼亂七八糟的恐懼還有龍尾巴 隨便什麼 幹


OK? It's like one in fucking million, from the fucking north corner, to the middle, into the fucking whelp cave, it's not even fucking removetly imaginable!

ok? 從北邊到中間 還被搞到龍洞裡面 距離那麼遠
腦袋有洞的才不會記住 幹


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譯成中文+台語果然精彩很多

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